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almaviva90Great...this has been stuck in my head for the past two days now...how embarrassing...
But I must admit it's a great way of remembering the wives of Henry VIII...XDD
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
Some might say I ruined their lives.
Catherine of Aragon was one,
She failed to give me a son.
I had to ask her for a divorce,
That broke her poor heart of course.
Young Anne Boleyn she was two.
Had a daughter, the best she could do.
I said she flirted with some other man,
And off for the chop went dear Anne.
Lovely Jane Seymour was three,
The love of a lifetime for me.
She gave me a son, Little Prince Ed,
Then poor Jane went and dropped dead.
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
Some might say I ruined their lives.
Anne of Cleves came at four,
I fell for the portrait I saw.
Then laid eyes on her face and cried,
'She's a horse! I must have another divorce.'
Catherine Howard was five,
A child of nineteen, so alive.
She flirted with others, no way to behave.
The axe sent young Cath to her grave.
Catherine Parr she was last,
By then all my best days were past.
I lay on my deathbed, aged just fifty-five,
Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive.
[Henry: I mean, how unfair? *chokes*]
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
You could say say I ruined their lives.
Non-related history question: Which one do you think I should get? The iPod Touch or the Nokia E71? I just figured that I think it's best to just get one instead of two...
But I must admit it's a great way of remembering the wives of Henry VIII...XDD
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
Some might say I ruined their lives.
Catherine of Aragon was one,
She failed to give me a son.
I had to ask her for a divorce,
That broke her poor heart of course.
Young Anne Boleyn she was two.
Had a daughter, the best she could do.
I said she flirted with some other man,
And off for the chop went dear Anne.
Lovely Jane Seymour was three,
The love of a lifetime for me.
She gave me a son, Little Prince Ed,
Then poor Jane went and dropped dead.
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
Some might say I ruined their lives.
Anne of Cleves came at four,
I fell for the portrait I saw.
Then laid eyes on her face and cried,
'She's a horse! I must have another divorce.'
Catherine Howard was five,
A child of nineteen, so alive.
She flirted with others, no way to behave.
The axe sent young Cath to her grave.
Catherine Parr she was last,
By then all my best days were past.
I lay on my deathbed, aged just fifty-five,
Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive.
[Henry: I mean, how unfair? *chokes*]
Divorced, beheaded and died.
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
I'm the Henry the Eighth, I had six sorry wives,
You could say say I ruined their lives.
Non-related history question: Which one do you think I should get? The iPod Touch or the Nokia E71? I just figured that I think it's best to just get one instead of two...
