Meet the Majors...my God...

My God...I've just found out that the short paragraph I had to submit as to why a person should study history at university is actually on the history department website now. Yes, yes, I know that it's nearly four in the morning now and I should really be toddling off to bed now but seriously it's quite a shock to see it there. And it's the FIRST one on the page?! Good Lord...